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"Millionaire Train Kevin"

Whenever you ride the train, you really take your chances. You can get stuck next to some really questionable people... but sometimes you luck out.

I've sat next to a fanatical Baptist woman, a computer programmer from India, a dude that smelled like onions, and Kevin.

I met Kevin on the train from Albany to Cleveland. I had an 8 hour journey, so I figured that I better make some small talk with the 40-something, ear-pierced man sitting next to me. After we got the initial pleasantries out of the way ("Hi! My name is..." "Where are you headed?"), I was feeling nosy and asked him why he was in New York in the first place. To quote him exactly:

"Yeah... on a whim I decided to go to New York City and try out for 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire'"

Awesome. Gotta love that spontaneity.

After that, I knew that Kevin and I would be good friends. He said that was one of 4 that passed the tests and got an on camera interview. His chances of being on the show were looking pretty good. I told him that I was into film and knew a lot of useless information and he said that I could be one of his lifelines if he ever got on the show. I was psyched. I gave him my email and told him to keep me posted.

That was in June. On Tuesday I finally got an update from "Millionaire Train Kevin". Unfortunately he didn't make it on the show, but he said that he was going to try again. I was pretty sad. I hope he becomes a millionaire someday. He was a cool guy.

"What is the victory of a cat on a hot tin roof?"

Rest in peace, Paul.

You will be missed!

Everybody Loves Somebody... Sometimes (Maybe a Little More)

I'm constantly crushing.
I crush more than the Incredible Hulk does.

Damn.

I see something in a boy that appeals to me and I'm sunk for at least a day, then I move on. Have you ever been in love with 3 different people at THE SAME TIME? I always seem to be. Of course this isn't "love" in any sense of the word, just "lovey-dovey". I'm very lovey-dovey... which is really rather silly, but I've been this way for as long as I can remember. This is why I will be married 8 times like Elizabeth Taylor-- I fall in and out of love too frequently.

Who knows, I may be in love with you! But, never worry-- by daybreak I will be entralled with someone else.

"I'd like to buy an 'OHHH', please."

Pat Sajak and Vanna White... television hosts, or something else?

LOVERS?! Perhaps...

I was conversing with my sassy lady-pal from back home-- Stacey (for those of you who are not acquainted with her), and we got to talking about how it would be crazy amazing to have sex on the Wheel of Fortune wheel while it's spinning.

I mean, how hot would that be?!

Then our thoughts shifted to Pat and Vanna. You know they're totally doin' it... on the wheel. It must be good to be Pat Sajak and Vanna White. They're fabulous.

If they didn't make a great couple, they wouldn't have been on T.V. together for 25 GLORIOUS YEARS!

Long live Pat, Vanna, the Wheeeeeel!




*note*: Many thanks to Stacey for the idea on this one. She effects my train of thought in the most peculiar ways...

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